8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 633 | |
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The Dragon-Haunted World | |
Date Published | Saturday, December 10, 2005 |
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A few tests wouldn't hurt, I guess...
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Red Mage | Ha! See? Dragon! |
Bahamut | Dragon God-King, really. |
Thief | You pathetic dopes. |
Thief | This is nothing more than a dummy. And it's rather crudely articulated if I do say so myself. |
Thief | One swift kick where its genitals would be if it were real ought to make things clear. |
Fighter | But Thief--! |
Black Mage | No. I need this. |
Red Mage | I can't watch. |
Thief kicks Bahamut in the "bells"... | |
Thief | Hm, it's sturdier than it looks. |
Thief | (jumps on him) So playing its hollow skull like the bongos will prove my point. |
Thief | (offscreen) Slicing its wings. Flipping its ears. |
Thief | (fire shoots out) Setting it aflame. |
Red Mage | Any more bright ideas? |
Thief | Yeah, a few. |
Thief | Give me a minute to catch my breath. Then let's climb out and collect animal feces from the jungle. |
Bahamut singes Thief with a ZARK! | |
Bahamut | No, I don't think you'll be doing that. |