|The Dragon-Haunted World|
|Date Published||Saturday, December 10, 2005|
|Previous Comic||Episode 632: You Got The Thing!|
|Next Comic||Episode 634: You were right.|
A few tests wouldn't hurt, I guess...
|Red Mage||Ha! See? Dragon!|
|Bahamut||Dragon God-King, really.|
|Thief||You pathetic dopes.|
|Thief||This is nothing more than a dummy. And it's rather crudely articulated if I do say so myself.|
|Thief||One swift kick where its genitals would be if it were real ought to make things clear.|
|Black Mage||No. I need this.|
|Red Mage||I can't watch.|
|Thief kicks Bahamut in the "bells"...|
|Thief||Hm, it's sturdier than it looks.|
|Thief||(jumps on him) So playing its hollow skull like the bongos will prove my point.|
|Thief||(offscreen) Slicing its wings.|
Flipping its ears.
|Thief||(fire shoots out) Setting it aflame.|
|Red Mage||Any more bright ideas?|
|Thief||Yeah, a few.|
|Thief||Give me a minute to catch my breath.|
Then let's climb out and collect animal feces from the jungle.
|Bahamut singes Thief with a ZARK!|
|Bahamut||No, I don't think you'll be doing that.|