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| Episode 634 | |
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| You were right. | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, December 13, 2005 |
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You mean it was gonna be used up for goddamn soup?!
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| Thief | I have come to a realization. |
| Thief | Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases. |
| Fighter | Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random! |
| Thief | No, that's stupid and stop making up words. |
| Black Mage | Bahamut, whatever megapower you were going to give the nonbeliever before he insulted you, feel free to pump me up with it. I really don't mind. |
| Black Mage | I really, really, really don't mind. |
| Bahamut | (to Red Mage) Have you the precious item? |
| Red Mage | We have. |
| Black Mage | I mean, y'know, really. |
| Bahamut | Then give it unto me! |
| Red Mage | (hands the glowing tail) Sure thing. |
| ??? | Is that the rat tail? Finally, time for soup! |
| Thief | Well now I don't know what to believe. |