8-Bit Theater
Episode 635
There are some things in life that are better off not being known.
There are some things in life that are better off not being known.
Secret Ingredient
Date Published Thursday, December 15, 2005
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You mean it was gonna be used up for goddamn soup?!

Cast Appearing[]



Black Mage What's happening here?
Matoya Some good old fashioned home cooking, that's what.
Black Mage Let me put it another way. What's happening here?
Matoya What?
Can't a blind witch make stew out of a long extinct rodent tail for her immortal reptile boyfriend?
Thief Worlds are colliding.
Matoya Usually three times a night.
Black Mage I'm going to throw up now.
Black Mage On the off chance there's a kind and loving god, I will choke on my own vomit. Do not help.
Red Mage Let me get this straight.
Red Mage You had us trek across the globe to confront unspeakable dangers and our innermost failings for, of all things, soup?
Matoya It's not just soup.
Black Mage (throwing up) SLPAGGLE!
Matoya It's a very potent virility drug too!
Black Mage Oh God. Now I'm ejecting things I haven't eaten yet.
Red Mage Maybe we should get off this subject.
Matoya That's fine, I just got-
Black Mage GLORF!