| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 635 | |
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| There are some things in life that are better off not being known. | |
| Secret Ingredient | |
| Date Published | Thursday, December 15, 2005 |
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You mean it was gonna be used up for goddamn soup?!
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| Black Mage | What's happening here? |
| Matoya | Some good old fashioned home cooking, that's what. |
| Black Mage | Let me put it another way. What's happening here? |
| Matoya | What? Can't a blind witch make stew out of a long extinct rodent tail for her immortal reptile boyfriend? |
| Thief | Worlds are colliding. |
| Matoya | Usually three times a night. |
| Black Mage | I'm going to throw up now. |
| Black Mage | On the off chance there's a kind and loving god, I will choke on my own vomit. Do not help. |
| Red Mage | Let me get this straight. |
| Red Mage | You had us trek across the globe to confront unspeakable dangers and our innermost failings for, of all things, soup? |
| Matoya | It's not just soup. |
| Black Mage | (throwing up) SLPAGGLE! |
| Matoya | It's a very potent virility drug too! |
| Black Mage | Oh God. Now I'm ejecting things I haven't eaten yet. |
| Red Mage | Maybe we should get off this subject. |
| Matoya | That's fine, I just got- |
| Black Mage | GLORF! |