8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 636 | |
That's what you get for talking to her. | |
My Personal Philosophy Is That Personal Philosophies Are Stupid | |
Date Published | Saturday, December 17th, 2005 |
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This is why Red Mage shoud learn when to stop pursuing knowledge.
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Red Mage | My mind is too fractured to contemplate the full horror of what we have uncovered here today, yet I must press on. |
Thief | You'll doom us all, man! There are things, spidery and elusive, that are meant not to be known by mortals! |
Red Mage | And that, Thief, is why I must cast the light of knowledge into those shadows! Knowledge is all we have! Tis the credo of the Red Mage. |
Thief | I'll have no part of this. |
Red Mage | Your participation is not a requirement! |
Red Mage | To wit! |
Red Mage turns to Matoya | |
Red Mage | How the hell did you meet, anyway? |
Matoya | There's an entire cave-dwelling recluse subculture out there. |
Matoya | We even have a convention. |
Flash to Cavecon '98, with all chairs empty. | |
Matoya | Attendance could be better, I must admit. |
Matoya | They're recluses, you see. |
Red Mage | I think I get it, yeah. |
Matoya | They wouldn't go outside. |
Red Mage | Right. We can move on. |
Matoya | Makes you wonder who would finance such a thing. |
Red Mage turns back to Thief | |
Red Mage | Hey, new credo: Knowledge sucks. |