|That's what you get for talking to her.|
|My Personal Philosophy Is That Personal Philosophies Are Stupid|
|Date Published||Saturday, December 17th, 2005|
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This is why Red Mage shoud learn when to stop pursuing knowledge.
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|Red Mage||My mind is too fractured to contemplate the full horror of what we have uncovered here today, yet I must press on.|
|Thief||You'll doom us all, man!|
There are things, spidery and elusive, that are meant not to be known by mortals!
|Red Mage||And that, Thief, is why I must cast the light of knowledge into those shadows! Knowledge is all we have!|
Tis the credo of the Red Mage.
|Thief||I'll have no part of this.|
|Red Mage||Your participation is not a requirement!|
|Red Mage||To wit!|
|Red Mage turns to Matoya|
|Red Mage||How the hell did you meet, anyway?|
|Matoya||There's an entire cave-dwelling recluse subculture out there.|
|Matoya||We even have a convention.|
|Flash to Cavecon '98, with all chairs empty.|
|Matoya||Attendance could be better, I must admit.|
|Matoya||They're recluses, you see.|
|Red Mage||I think I get it, yeah.|
|Matoya||They wouldn't go outside.|
|Red Mage||Right. We can move on.|
|Matoya||Makes you wonder who would finance such a thing.|
|Red Mage turns back to Thief|
|Red Mage||Hey, new credo: Knowledge sucks.|
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