8-Bit Theater
Episode 637
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An Unhealthy Imagination
Date Published Tuesday, December 20, 2005
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The Light Warriors whine about getting their powers already.

Cast Appearing[]



Black Mage You know what I heard? I heard this crazy rumor about a class change. Did you guys hear about that?
Thief I heard things.
Red Mage There was talk of great power.
Matoya Bahamut, baby.
The Whining Warriors want to speak with you.
Fighter Light Warriors, ma'am. We're the Light Warriors.
Matoya Of course you are, deary. Of course you are.
Bahamut What do they want?
Red Mage We were promised certain recompenses for services rendered, i.e. many incredible powers.
Bahamut Oh, right.
Black Mage Can we get this done quickly?
Before someone
Says something horrible again.
Bahamut Let me finish my rat soup.
Matoya Oh, yes! Please!
He must be allowed to finish the soup.
You have no idea what it will do for him.
Though I am prepared to go into a frank and graphic discussion about it.
Black Mage (leaving) Right now I'd be happy with the power to stab out my mind's eye.
Red Mage Can we get a full round of that?