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Episode 637 | |
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An Unhealthy Imagination | |
Date Published | Tuesday, December 20, 2005 |
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The Light Warriors whine about getting their powers already.
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Black Mage | You know what I heard? I heard this crazy rumor about a class change. Did you guys hear about that? |
Thief | I heard things. |
Red Mage | There was talk of great power. |
Matoya | Bahamut, baby. The Whining Warriors want to speak with you. |
Fighter | Light Warriors, ma'am. We're the Light Warriors. |
Matoya | Of course you are, deary. Of course you are. |
Bahamut | What do they want? |
Red Mage | We were promised certain recompenses for services rendered, i.e. many incredible powers. |
Bahamut | Oh, right. That. |
Black Mage | Can we get this done quickly? Before someone (Matoya) Says something horrible again. |
Bahamut | Let me finish my rat soup. |
Matoya | Oh, yes! Please! He must be allowed to finish the soup. You have no idea what it will do for him. Though I am prepared to go into a frank and graphic discussion about it. |
Black Mage | (leaving) Right now I'd be happy with the power to stab out my mind's eye. |
Red Mage | Can we get a full round of that? |