|An Unhealthy Imagination|
|Date Published||Tuesday, December 20, 2005|
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The Light Warriors whine about getting their powers already.
|Black Mage||You know what I heard? I heard this crazy rumor about a class change. Did you guys hear about that?|
|Thief||I heard things.|
|Red Mage||There was talk of great power.|
The Whining Warriors want to speak with you.
|Fighter||Light Warriors, ma'am. We're the Light Warriors.|
|Matoya||Of course you are, deary. Of course you are.|
|Bahamut||What do they want?|
|Red Mage||We were promised certain recompenses for services rendered, i.e. many incredible powers.|
|Black Mage||Can we get this done quickly?|
Says something horrible again.
|Bahamut||Let me finish my rat soup.|
|Matoya||Oh, yes! Please!|
He must be allowed to finish the soup.
You have no idea what it will do for him.
Though I am prepared to go into a frank and graphic discussion about it.
|Black Mage||(leaving) Right now I'd be happy with the power to stab out my mind's eye.|
|Red Mage||Can we get a full round of that?|