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| Episode 640 | |
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| Accusations | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, December 27, 2005 |
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Black Mage points his finger at Red Mage for the rather traumatic events that had passed.
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| Black Mage | This was supposed to be the single greatest moment of our lives. |
| Black Mage | Next to killing all of you, burning the world in sacrifice to my dark god, and making White Mage queen of my kingdom of decay. |
| Thief | Oh, I'm sorry. Are we supposed to be impressed by non sequiturs like that? |
| Thief | Because I have a hard time being intimidated by incompetence. Your hygiene however... |
| Black Mage | Spell components! |
| Fighter | I've never seen you use spell components. |
| Black Mage | (bluffing) I have a few. Like herbs or maybe dried eyeballs and things. You don't know! |
| Fighter | Seems funny that you say you have these things, when I've never seen them. |
| Black Mage | Can we get back to the subject at hand? |
| Red Mage | Your incompetence? |
| Black Mage | Your incompetence! |
| Thief | Careful guys, don't cut yourselves on his wit. |
| Black Mage | The point is that we were promised incredible power and all we got was a brain full of traumatic images. |
| Black Mage | (pointing menacingly at Red Mage) Because of him! |
| Red Mage | (curling his hair back) Eheh... |