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Episode 645
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Glitter Boy
Date Published Tuesday, January 7, 2006
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Red Mage explains the fine art of Class Changing.

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  • Open, demolished field

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Red Mage Don't you see? The class change was real! I'm an enlightened warrior. It's only natural that I, Red Mage, a fractactical genius--
Fighter Told you!
Red Mage -- would be granted the ability to use abilities I don't actually have!
Black Mage You're making as much sense as ever, so whatever happened, it didn't fix you. Blue Magic isn't real. I want to know where you really got that Hadoken. So start talkin'.
Red Mage From the power!
Black Mage What power?
Red Mage The power of Voodoo.
Fighter Who do?
Red Mage You do!
Black Mage Do what?
Red Mage Have the power of an Enlightened Warrior!
Black Mage Can we try that again, only without the stupid parts this time?
Red Mage I'm saying we all got a class change.
Black Mage How can you tell?
Red Mage It's the inevitable result of power creep. Our lives were strictly main book territory where everything was in balance. But now we've ventured into an expansion. All new, absurdly powerful occupational character classes are now available.
Black Mage And where does this alleged power creep come from?
Red Mage Rifts® in Space-Time, mostly.
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