Don't you see? The class change was real! I'm an enlightened warrior. It's only natural that I, Red Mage, a fractactical genius--
Fighter
Told you!
Red Mage
-- would be granted the ability to use abilities I don't actually have!
Black Mage
You're making as much sense as ever, so whatever happened, it didn't fix you. Blue Magic isn't real. I want to know where you really got that Hadoken. So start talkin'.
Red Mage
From the power!
Black Mage
What power?
Red Mage
The power of Voodoo.
Fighter
Who do?
Red Mage
You do!
Black Mage
Do what?
Red Mage
Have the power of an Enlightened Warrior!
Black Mage
Can we try that again, only without the stupid parts this time?
Red Mage
I'm saying we all got a class change.
Black Mage
How can you tell?
Red Mage
It's the inevitable result of power creep. Our lives were strictly main book territory where everything was in balance. But now we've ventured into an expansion. All new, absurdly powerful occupational character classes are now available.
Black Mage
And where does this alleged power creep come from?