Red Mage doesn't have Blue Magic after all.
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| Red Mage's Hadoken fizzles with a "fwee."
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| Red Mage |
Oh. Ah.
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| Black Mage |
Do you know how I knew he wasn't doing Blue Magic? There have been seven documented attempts at actual Blue Magic.
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| Black Mage |
Each one met with failure that culminated in an explosion, including the time they finally started using useless non-fatal spells that don't explode.
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| Black Mage |
Magic isn't free. There's always a cost.
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| Black Mage |
Of course a legend about unlimited free power would start to circulate.
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| Black Mage |
Chemists dreamed of turning lead into gold. Same thing.
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| Black Mage |
If there was a way to get magic for free, do you really think I'd have spent so much time sacrificing children to my dark gods?
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| Black Mage |
For spells, I mean. Obviously there'd still be sacrifices. A hobby's a hobby.
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| Thief |
So whatever he is doing, it's not Blue Magic, right?
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| Black Mage |
Right.
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| Red Mage tries to fire a Hadoken again, only for it to fizzle with a "pftbt."
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| Fighter |
But is sure does tickle!
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| Thief |
This only raises more questions.
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| Black Mage |
And concerns.
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| Red Mage |
Like why I can't remember how to cast your Hadoken any more?
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| Black Mage |
Idea!
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