|Why their world is broken.|
Well, one of the reasons.
|Thief Of Time|
|Date Published||Saturday, January 21, 2006|
|Previous Comic||Episode 650: I See You|
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The future is now.
|Fighter||(still blocking with his arms over his face) This is so cool and I haven't even started!|
|Black Mage||Shhh, the adults are talking, sweetie.|
|Fighter||Thief, you're a jerk.|
Toss some sand into Black Mage's face for me.
|Thief||(gathering sand) With gusto!|
|Black Mage||But... I like my face.|
|Thief throws sand and Black Mage flinches.|
|Fighter||(showing sand on his sword) I blocked it.|
See? Not a single speck got to you.
|Red Mage||Okay, somebody throw something at somebody, I wanna try it.|
|FWACK! A rock hits Red Mage.|
|Red Mage||Son of a--!|
|Black Mage||Hitting you with a rock knocks you over, but a Hadoken just makes you more powerful?|
|Red Mage||Are you kidding?|
You missed by a mile.
|Black Mage||I guess the perspective was kinda off there...|
(Black Mage recollects striking Red Mage with a Hadoken)
|Black Mage||Whatever. Shut up.|
|Red Mage||Crass refusal does not a rebuttal make.|
|Thief||(wearing a new, black ninja suit) Huh. This is pretty cool.|
|Black Mage||Wah?! When did you get to change class?|
|Thief||Hm? Oh, I stole it. From the future.|