Episode 651: Thief Of Time

The future is now.

Cast Appearing

Fighter	(still blocking with his arms over his face) This is so cool and I haven't even started!
Black Mage	Shhh, the adults are talking, sweetie.
Fighter	Thief, you're a jerk. Toss some sand into Black Mage's face for me.
Thief	(gathering sand) With gusto!
Black Mage	But... I like my face.
Thief throws sand and Black Mage flinches.
Fighter	(showing sand on his sword) I blocked it. See? Not a single speck got to you.
Red Mage	Okay, somebody throw something at somebody, I wanna try it.
FWACK! A rock hits Red Mage.
Red Mage	Son of a--!
Black Mage	Hitting you with a rock knocks you over, but a Hadoken just makes you more powerful?
Red Mage	Are you kidding? You missed by a mile.
Black Mage	I guess the perspective was kinda off there... (Black Mage recollects striking Red Mage with a Hadoken)
Black Mage	Whatever. Shut up.
Red Mage	Crass refusal does not a rebuttal make.
Thief	(wearing a new, black ninja suit) Huh. This is pretty cool.
Black Mage	Wah?! When did you get to change class?
Thief	Hm? Oh, I stole it. From the future.

The ninja garb Thief stole comes from Episode 1174: Oh, that's what..
When this comic was originally uploaded, Thief's outfit was bright red, as noted by Black Mage in Episode 652: Solidarity.