| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 651 | |
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| Why their world is broken. Well, one of the reasons. | |
| Thief Of Time | |
| Date Published | Saturday, January 21, 2006 |
| Previous Comic | Episode 650: I See You |
| Next Comic | Episode 652: Solidarity |
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The future is now.
Cast Appearing
Setting
Script
| Fighter | (still blocking with his arms over his face) This is so cool and I haven't even started! |
| Black Mage | Shhh, the adults are talking, sweetie. |
| Fighter | Thief, you're a jerk. Toss some sand into Black Mage's face for me. |
| Thief | (gathering sand) With gusto! |
| Black Mage | But... I like my face. |
| Thief throws sand and Black Mage flinches. | |
| Fighter | (showing sand on his sword) I blocked it. See? Not a single speck got to you. |
| Red Mage | Okay, somebody throw something at somebody, I wanna try it. |
| FWACK! A rock hits Red Mage. | |
| Red Mage | Son of a--! |
| Black Mage | Hitting you with a rock knocks you over, but a Hadoken just makes you more powerful? |
| Red Mage | Are you kidding? You missed by a mile. |
| Black Mage | I guess the perspective was kinda off there... (Black Mage recollects striking Red Mage with a Hadoken) |
| Black Mage | Whatever. Shut up. |
| Red Mage | Crass refusal does not a rebuttal make. |
| Thief | (wearing a new, black ninja suit) Huh. This is pretty cool. |
| Black Mage | Wah?! When did you get to change class? |
| Thief | Hm? Oh, I stole it. From the future. |
Trivia
- The ninja garb Thief stole comes from Episode 1174: Oh, that's what..
- When this comic was originally uploaded, Thief's outfit was bright red, as noted by Black Mage in Episode 652: Solidarity.