8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 654 | |
Well, they are evil... | |
Ominous | |
Date Published | Saturday, January 28, 2006 |
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Cast Appearing[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Darko (first appearance)
- Drizz'l
- Garland
- Bikke
- Vilbert von Vampire
Setting[]
Script[]
Black Mage | You know what, dark gods? I worshiped you. I made sacrifices in your names. Even you guys, way in the back, who have no names. And, sure, it was all a ruse to succor more power from all of you to usurp each one in succession while playing the survivors against each other. But, y'know, I just get wrapped up in the spirit of evil. |
Black Mage | And, come on. I took over Hell! Granted, it was for like ten, twenty minutes, but that's better than most. |
Black Mage | And this is how you repay my loyalty? With nothing at all? |
Darko | Well, we are evil. |
Scene shifts to Garland and the Dark Warriors. | |
Drizz'l | This is not a good plan. |
Garland | This is the best plan. I uncovered an ancient, forgotten text that described a path to incredible power. |
Drizz'l | Garland, it was listed in the card catalog. Your book is full of lies. |
Garland | No, don't you see? While those blasted Light Warriors are bungling through the world, we will have changed our classes! |
Bikke | But I don't be wearing glasses. Yar, |
Bikke | Or be that the point? Like ye glasses be a disguise? So's we can walk up to them Lighted Warriors and hit them. |