I this is another one of your inane NON-plans, I swear to every third evil god...
Red Mage
No, no, no. The was the OLD Red Mage, I've grown.
Black Mage
Good.
Red Mage
Now, the way I see it, we need a airship. So, I'll fake knowing the airship engineering skill. THEN I'll mimic my use of that skill and double our progress.
Black Mage grabs Red Mage on the shoulder and stabs him on the head.
Red Mage
Ok, this is sure to work. It uses physics. I have a box in which I may or may not have put a sparkplug from the airship wreckage. Quantum mechanically, there's a chance when I open the box there will be a airship inside of it.
Black Mage has his hand on Red Mage's shoulder again with his knife drawn.
Black Mage
"May or may NOT have a sparkplug in it"?
Red Mage
Well, I had my eyes closed when I did it. So I wouldn't know.
Black Mage
Red Mage...
Red Mage now has two more bandages on his head and is riding a Chocobo.
