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Episode 674
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A Natural Progression
Date Published March 18th 2009
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Red Mage and his Genious.

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Cardia Isles


Red MageYet again my genius, which is beyond both reproach and approach, has saved us.
Black Mage Yes, yes. You're very clever.
Red MageNot to disclose to you the process that led me to the ultimate solution so that you may appreciate my brilliance all the more.
Black MageOh, I couldn't possibly appreciate you more than I already do. I assure you.
Red MageI began with the most obvious course, naturally. Build a raft out of Chocobo.
Cuts to Chocobos drowning.
Red MageThat....That didn't quite work out. Twas only a minor set back for my genious.
Black Mage Did you SAY "Genious"?
Red MageSo, I moved to the next logical plan, and built a Airship out of them!
Cuts to Red Mage looking over a cliff.
Red MageIn retrospect, tying together by there wings for maximum lift may not have been the best idea. There were...complications. But it's these setbacks that lead to our greatest victories.
Black Mage And that would be?
Red Mage Chocobo sex!
Red Mage strikes a pose while Black Mage's eye twitches.
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