Yet again my genius, which is beyond both reproach and approach, has saved us.
Black Mage
Yes, yes. You're very clever.
Red Mage
Not to disclose to you the process that led me to the ultimate solution so that you may appreciate my brilliance all the more.
Black Mage
Oh, I couldn't possibly appreciate you more than I already do. I assure you.
Red Mage
I began with the most obvious course, naturally. Build a raft out of Chocobo.
Cuts to Chocobos drowning.
Red Mage
That....That didn't quite work out. Twas only a minor set back for my genious.
Black Mage
Did you SAY "Genious"?
Red Mage
So, I moved to the next logical plan, and built a Airship out of them!
Cuts to Red Mage looking over a cliff.
Red Mage
In retrospect, tying together by there wings for maximum lift may not have been the best idea. There were...complications. But it's these setbacks that lead to our greatest victories.
Black Mage
And that would be?
Red Mage
Chocobo sex!
Red Mage strikes a pose while Black Mage's eye twitches.
