| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 675 | |
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| But he did watch them mate for a few hours. | |
| A Natural Progression | |
| Date Published | March 21st 2006 |
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Red Mage and his secret love for chocobos.
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| Red Mage | Not sex with the chocobos! Jezz. |
| Black Mage | Oh. |
| Red Mage | As I was saying , more traditional methods failed me. The chocobo genome was lacking. |
| Black Mage | The explanation for the continued failures of your aggresively inane plans must lie elswhere. 'Cause lord knows it couldn't of been your idiotic ideas. |
| Red Mage | EXACTLY. Thus, I sought out to improve the chocobo through selective breeding. |
| Black Mage's eye twitches. | |
| Red Mage | Not WITH them! |
| Black Mage | Oh. |
| Red Mage | But I did watch them mate for a few hours. |
| Black Mage | Why did you have to watch? |
| Red Mage | Oh, I never said I had to. |
| Black Mage looks down | |
| Black Mage | It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say. |
| Red Mage | Relying on evolution would take to long, so I had to take the matter of their bredding into my own hands. |
| Black Mage's eye twitches again. | |
| Red Mage | Not their Genitals. |
| Black Mage | Oh. |