I hear it's very effective
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
Cardia Isles
Script[]
Red Mage |
Luckily, I had this spare golden chocobo all along
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Black Mage |
What? Are you ugly, stupid, AND color-blind? That birds ain't golden.
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Red Mage |
SHHH! Do you want to ruin everything? He doesn't know that!
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Black Mage |
What do mean, "He doesn't know that"?
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Red Mage looks at the chocobo.
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Red Mage |
Let's just say there's no part of the nature vs. nuture debate that can't be solved via highly invasive brain surgery.
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Black Mage |
What is WITH you and surgery lately?
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Red Mage |
I mimed crochet from Fighter. That's explanation enough.
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Black Mage |
That was hours ago. Your mime crap wears off after three seconds.
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Red Mage |
Hmm...
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A flash back is shown of earlier with Red Mage holding a chain saw with blood everywhere and a Fat Chocobo in the background dead.
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Red Mage |
Okay. THIRD times the charm.
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Chainsaw |
BZZZR!
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Red Mage |
And here I thought I just hadn't faked my anatomy skill enough.
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