| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 680 | |
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| Don't do it! | |
| Walkin’ On Water | |
| Date Published | April 1st 2006 |
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Sun shine, and lollipops, wait? NO LOLLIPOPS!
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
Ocean
Script[]
| Fighter | All this sun and fresh air, it's great. |
| Black Mage | It's like throat cancer, but wihtout the sympathy of strangers. |
| Fighter | Days like today remind me of why I love being a Light Warrior so much. |
| Black Mage | I'd prefer some dark seclusion...but it is kinda nice being allowed to push people around. |
| Fighter | YOU push people? Wouldn't that break your spindly wizard wrists? |
| Black Mage | You know, hitting the water at this speed would snap your neck like a twig. |
| Fighter | Really? |
| Black Mage | C'mere. I'll show you. |