| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 681 | |
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| Uh, huh, uh, huh | |
| Of Civilizations | |
| Date Published | April 3rd 2006 |
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That explains alot...kinda.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
Unnamed City
Script[]
| Red Mage | Oh, it's good to see civilization again. |
| Thief | Civilization? No. This is a collection of shanties built by monkies. Establish a stable, unified society with ten thousand years of beautiful culture. And THEN' we'll talk. |
| Red Mage | Y'know, I've always meant to ask you something. If you elves are so great, why is your technology on par with humans even though you had a nine thousand year head start? |
| Thief looks away. | |
| Thief | It's. That's how we like it. |
| Red Mage | And how unified can elf society be when there was that outcast clan? They were fighting a shadow war to dissolve your knigndom. |
| Black Mage | One of them poisned your dad. |
| Red Mage | In fact, wasn't the throne nearly usurped by them had it not been for our extremely Non-Elfy intervention? |
| Thief | No more questions. The answers would only further confuse your simple minds. |