8-Bit Theater
Episode 701
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Storage Capacity
Date Published May 30th, 2006
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Black Mage tries to hide. The key word is tries.

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White Mage and Fighter (who is offscreen) stand outside the storage room.
White MageBlack Mage! Are you in there?
Black Mage(Inside the storage room) Gotta use my wits to get out of this one!
Black MageNo!
Black Mage(Inside the storage room) Damn my wits!
FighterThen I wonder where he is.
White Mage looks down sadly.
Black Mage is silent.
FighterHm, maybe he's in the rec room.
White MageI don't think so.
FighterWhy not?
White MageBecause, Fighter, I think he's in here.
FighterBut he said he wasn't.
White Mage looks down sadly again.
The storage room is suddenly empty.
Black Mage comes out to stab Fighter.
FighterLook, we'll just ask him
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