|Truer words ne'er spoken|
|Salt 'n' Peppa. And Oregano.|
|Date Published||May 31st, 2006|
|Previous Comic||Episode 701: Storage Capacity|
|Next Comic||Episode 703: What Could Go Wrong?|
Black Mage's daring escape.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
Setting[edit | edit source]
- The Deathtrap
Script[edit | edit source]
|White Mage||(With Black Mage in the background) Fighter, trust me on this. I am going to turn around now and show you that he's in that room.|
|As White Mage turns around the door slams|
|White Mage||Darnit! Black Mage, you come out of there this instant!|
|White Mage||What's that supposed to mean?|
|White Mage||A code word?|
A dark incantation?
|White Mage||Is it slang?|
|White Mage||Are you making fun of my weight, which is both healthy and appropriate for my height?|
|White Mage||(Opens the door) He's…gone?|
|Fighter||I won't say I told you so.|
|Fighter||I will say that I told you that he wasn't in there.|
|Black Mage||(Lying outside) I choose not to question this turn of events.|
|Thief||(To Red Mage) Yeah, I had to cut some corners.|
Sure, I had to find a crooked contractor. Granted, he wasn't nearly crooked enough.
And, okay, so the storage room also serves as the torpedo room.
Maybe that's because I thoughtlessly combined two wildly divergent construction plans out of expediency. But maybe not.
Who knows? Not me, I'm not a contractor.
The point is, the airsub more or less functions and that's all you need to know.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- There is a grammatical error/typo in this episode. "What's that supposed to mean?" was written as "What's? that supposed to mean?".
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