8-Bit Theater
Episode 703
So safe…
So safe…
What Could Go Wrong?
Date Published March 6th, 2006
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Black Mage Well, I'm safe. Probably forever.
I'll celebrate by learning against this landing gear.
Black Mage does so.
Black Mage So very safe.
Silence…
Thief Even with all the shoddy repairs and half-assed renovations, the one thing you don't want to skimp on is your landing gear.
Red Mage Heavens no. Should we ever land without crashing, our very lives will depend upon them.
Thief (As White Mage walks in) It'd be stupid to have landing gear you couldn't trust.
Red Mage Agreed.
White Mage Has Black Mage come by here? I can't find him anywhere on board.
Thief I'm sorry, White Mage, I couldn't hear you over
Thief
TAKE-OFF!
The ship hasn't taken off, and Black Mage is still leaning against the landing gear.
Red Mage (While White Mage looks irritated) I think it's the green button.
Thief But I hit the
Red Mage That was the green switch. You want the button, trust me.
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