| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 703 | |
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| So safe… | |
| What Could Go Wrong? | |
| Date Published | March 6th, 2006 |
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Nothing much gets done.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The Deathtrap
- Outside
Script[]
| Black Mage | Well, I'm safe. Probably forever. I'll celebrate by learning against this landing gear. |
| Black Mage does so. | |
| Black Mage | So very safe. |
| Silence… | |
| Thief | Even with all the shoddy repairs and half-assed renovations, the one thing you don't want to skimp on is your landing gear. |
| Red Mage | Heavens no. Should we ever land without crashing, our very lives will depend upon them. |
| Thief | (As White Mage walks in) It'd be stupid to have landing gear you couldn't trust. |
| Red Mage | Agreed. |
| White Mage | Has Black Mage come by here? I can't find him anywhere on board. |
| Thief | I'm sorry, White Mage, I couldn't hear you over |
| Thief | |
| The ship hasn't taken off, and Black Mage is still leaning against the landing gear. | |
| Red Mage | (While White Mage looks irritated) I think it's the green button. |
| Thief | But I hit the |
| Red Mage | That was the green switch. You want the button, trust me. |