8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 707 | |
Those old people | |
The Shoe That Brok The Mage's Back | |
Date Published | June 13th 2006 |
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Old people continue to pester Black Mage.
Cast Appering[]
Setting[]
- Cobblepot's Cobbling
- Nearby to the The Deathtrap
Script[]
Hours Later... | |
Black Mage | (While standing in front of a large pile of shoes) Lady, You've tried on every shoe in the store, including the men's and children's shoes, which clearly wouldn't fit. |
Old Lady | Don't you tell what won't fit because it's physically impossible I'm old and possible senile. |
Black Mage | As you insist on telling me every few minutes, yes. |
Old Lady | Now you cobble me up a comfortable pair of shoes, or I'll start making unreasonable demands that I have no intention of letting you fulfill. |
Black Mage | (While taking out a knife) Okay. You asked for it. |
Meanwhile | |
White Mage | What a pleasant landing that was. |
Fighter | I'll say. |
Thief | It involved a lot less fire than usual too. |
Red Mage | And no blood! |
White Mage | Oh, you guys are such jokesters. I can't help but notice that you aren't laughing. |