|What happened to Fighter anyway? He's disappeared|
|Come On Inn|
|Date Published||June 15th 2006|
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Red Mage talks about how terrible Onrac is.
Cast Appering[edit | edit source]
Setting[edit | edit source]
- In the inn
Script[edit | edit source]
|White Mage||What have we found out so far?|
|Thief||This town is a hole.|
|Red Mage||I put together a Powerword: Point presentation prioritzing the action items for this particular project.|
If I may.
|Red Mage||(While standing in front of a picture that shows the water from the deck of a ship; it has a caption that says "SEAPORT (BUSTLING)") Point!|
Onrac was once a bustling seaport.
|Red Mage||(In front of a picture that shows a shrine from the deck of a ship; it has a caption that says "SEA SHRINE (also BUSTLING)") In addition, the nearby sea shrine provided a steady stream of religious pilgrims and tourism.|
|Red Mage||(In front of a picture that shows a ship sinking with the words "shrine" under it.) Then the sea shrine sank without warning.|
The pilgrimages ceased.
|Red Mage||(In front of a Puritan Pilgrim, a skateboarding rat, and a monster eating paper.) This is also when, some say not coincidentally, sea monster "incidents" were on the rise, within a matter of months the sea port was effectively cut off from the world.|
|Red Mage||(The slideshow finishes) The resultant economic collapse reduced, to, well, Thief was right to be perfectly honest.|
This place is a hole.
|White Mage||then we know what we must be done.|
|Red Mage||Leave because it sucks?|
|Thief||No, I think he's right.|
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