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Episode 710
Pretty much summarizes Black Mage
Pretty much summarizes Black Mage
Midnight In The Garden Of Shoes and Evil
Date Published Saturday, June 20th 2006
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Black Mage gets questions by a bunch of guards.

Cast Appering[]


  • Cobblepot's Cobbling.


The next day…
Guard 2 We'd like a few moments of your time, sir.
Black Mage Uh…
Guard 2 Near midnight, a hysterical woman came into the guard house raving and screaming.
She was later identified as Ms. Elderly Lady.
Black Mage That sounds exactly like someone I've never met in my life.
Guard 1 Now that's interesting. Don't you think that's interesting?
Guard 1 Very.
Guard 1 She claims that she visited this establishment yesterday evening for her weekly session of endless yammering.
Guard 1 She says a, "horrible little man" who "smelled like a gob on a hot day," waited on her. Poorly.
Black Mage Y'know, that's probably someone I'm not.
Guard 2 sniffs Black Mage.
Black Mage Have I mentioned our new line of bogwear shoes?
Black Mage Cover up that embarrassing foot odor with the stench of rotting plant matter.
Guard 1 That's a stupid lie and no one's going to believe it.
Black Mage (Looking down) Dang.
Guard 2 She claims that you gave her a pair of shoes made out of a human face.
Black Mage Oh, no. She, uh, came in with those shoes.
Guard 1 That is how she came into the guard house
His story checks out.
Guard 2 She was obviously deranged. Thank you for your help, sir.