|Pretty much summarizes Black Mage|
|Midnight In The Garden Of Shoes and Evil|
|Date Published||Saturday, June 20th 2006|
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Black Mage gets questions by a bunch of guards.
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Two guards
- Cobblepot's Cobbling.
|The next day…|
|Guard 2||We'd like a few moments of your time, sir.|
|Guard 2||Near midnight, a hysterical woman came into the guard house raving and screaming. |
She was later identified as Ms. Elderly Lady.
|Black Mage||That sounds exactly like someone I've never met in my life.|
|Guard 1||Now that's interesting. Don't you think that's interesting?|
|Guard 1||She claims that she visited this establishment yesterday evening for her weekly session of endless yammering.|
|Guard 1||She says a, "horrible little man" who "smelled like a gob on a hot day," waited on her. Poorly.|
|Black Mage||Y'know, that's probably someone I'm not.|
|Guard 2 sniffs Black Mage.|
|Black Mage||Have I mentioned our new line of bogwear shoes?|
|Black Mage||Cover up that embarrassing foot odor with the stench of rotting plant matter.|
|Guard 1||That's a stupid lie and no one's going to believe it.|
|Black Mage||(Looking down) Dang.|
|Guard 2||She claims that you gave her a pair of shoes made out of a human face.|
|Black Mage||Oh, no. She, uh, came in with those shoes.|
|Guard 1||That is how she came into the guard house|
His story checks out.
|Guard 2||She was obviously deranged. Thank you for your help, sir.|