| 8-Bit Theater | ||
| Episode 721 | ||
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| Criminal Intent | ||
| Date Published | July 18th, 2006 | |
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The Light Warriors talk to each other. Fun!
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| Thief | And where have you been? |
| Black Mage | Not causing devastation, that's for sure. |
| Red Mage | So you were running out the shattered remains of the community center for, what, your health? |
| Black Mage | That is a basically correct statement |
| Meanwhile… | |
| White Mage | This hammer will be introduced to your anatomy in a way that is neither comfortable nor sanitary. The White Mage's Oath forbids me from speaking further on this matter, but consider it a guarantee that you taste splinters for a week when I'm through with you. However, that very same oath precludes me from enacting this extremely warranted if invasive act until I have made every effort to save the lives ofr those still trapped in the debris. |
| Black Mage | (Running away) Hide me, hide me, hide me, hide me! |
| Back with the Light Warriors… | |
| Black Mage | And what have you jerks been doing? |
| Fighter | Well |
| Black Mage | (Interrupting) No one cares. We're going underwater. |
| Red Mage | Then you TOO suspect the Orb of Water lies in the Sunken Sea Shrine. |
| Black Mage | What I suspect is that White Mage can't swim. Let's get movin'. |