| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 745 | |
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| Aww, he's so cute | |
| The Horror In The Smoking Section | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, September 19th,2006 |
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Black Mage gets an arranged marriage! We're so happy for him!
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| Black Mage | What? No. I didn't kill anyone to acquire a face to use as a face mask.
Sheer genius though that act would be. |
| Black Mage | The truth, by which I mean not a series of lies, is... He, uh. Stepped out. |
| Cultist | Stepped out?!
At the bottom of the sea? |
| Black Mage | Yeah. Said he needed a smoke break? |
| Cultist | Oh, well.
You know how smokers get about their smokin'. Just puff puff puff with them. |
| Cultist | But that doesn't explain why you look just like him.
Or how your larva matured in about three minutes instead of seven weeks. Or why you sound wrong. |
| Black Mage | Oh, that. |
| Black Mage | I'm probably your newest ruling class larval head squid thing. |
| Cultist | New leader?
But we have one. Y'know what this means? |
| Cultist | Glorious leader, we have found a queen for you! |
| Black Mage | I have made a grave miscalculation here. |