|Aww, he's so cute|
|The Horror In The Smoking Section|
|Date Published||Tuesday, September 19th,2006|
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Black Mage gets an arranged marriage! We're so happy for him!
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|Black Mage||What? No. I didn't kill anyone to acquire a face to use as a face mask.
Sheer genius though that act would be.
|Black Mage||The truth, by which I mean not a series of lies, is...|
He, uh. Stepped out.
At the bottom of the sea?
Said he needed a smoke break?
You know how smokers get about their smokin'.
Just puff puff puff with them.
|Cultist||But that doesn't explain why you look just like him.
Or how your larva matured in about three minutes instead of seven weeks.
Or why you sound wrong.
|Black Mage||Oh, that.|
|Black Mage||I'm probably your newest ruling class larval head squid thing.|
But we have one.
Y'know what this means?
|Cultist||Glorious leader, we have found a queen for you!|
|Black Mage||I have made a grave miscalculation here.|