8-Bit Theater
Episode 745
Aww, he's so cute
The Horror In The Smoking Section
Date Published Tuesday, September 19th,2006
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Black Mage gets an arranged marriage! We're so happy for him!

Cast AppearingEdit



Black MageWhat? No. I didn't kill anyone to acquire a face to use as a face mask.

Sheer genius though that act would be.

Black MageThe truth, by which I mean not a series of lies, is...
He, uh. Stepped out.
CultistStepped out?!

At the bottom of the sea?

Black MageYeah.
Said he needed a smoke break?
CultistOh, well.

You know how smokers get about their smokin'.

Just puff puff puff with them.

CultistBut that doesn't explain why you look just like him.

Or how your larva matured in about three minutes instead of seven weeks.

Or why you sound wrong.

Black MageOh, that.
Black MageI'm probably your newest ruling class larval head squid thing.
CultistNew leader?

But we have one.

Y'know what this means?

CultistGlorious leader, we have found a queen for you!
Black MageI have made a grave miscalculation here.
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