Episode 751: The Evil That Men Write Down With Sloppy Handwriting

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Episode 751
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The Evil That Men Write Down With Sloppy Handwriting
Date Published	October 3rd, 2006
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To those who don't know, the entrails and gore belong to the tentacle cultists from the frozen bowels where the Light Warriors were looking for the item of power deep within the ice.

Cast Appearing

• Black Mage Evilwizardington
• Thief
• Red Mage Statscowski

Setting

• The Sea Shrine

Script

Black Mage, covered in blood, is talking to Thief.
Black Mage	Look, I'll level with you.
Black Mage	It was our their plan to kill you guys in this summoning circle.
Thief	What summoning circle?
Black Mage	Well, you can't see it under the entrails and gore, but we're standing in a summoning circle, which is actually a square, don't ask.
Black Mage looks at a paper which holds the key to summoning Ur, who will destroy the universe, while still speaking to Thief.
Black Mage	Anyway. I guess they'd then invoke the true name of Ur, written here, and that would send your souls through, let's just say it's a place where nothing good ever happens. And at the end, your spirits become the fuel that brings Ur into our world, the end. Of everything.
Black Mage looks away from the paper to Thief.
Black Mage	Probably forever.
Thief	Maybe you shouldn't be the one holding the keys to the apocalypse.
Black Mage	I'm offended that you think so little of me.
Black Mage once again looks at the paper while still speaking to Thief.
Black Mage	Plus I can't pronounce it.
Both Black Mage and Thief are now looking at the paper.
Black Mage	Is that a Q?
Thief	I think it's a W.
Black Mage	No, that's a W.
Thief	That's a seven.
Black Mage	That makes no sense.
Red Mage suddenly appears.
Red Mage	What're you guys doin'?
Thief	Just skirting the endtimes.
Red Mage	Can I play?