|It’s All Fun And Games Until Everything Dies|
|Date Published||Tuesday October 5th, 2006|
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Fighter always has patented piercing insights; they're usually called Sword-Chucks, yo.
- Inside the Sea Shrine
|Red Mage, Thief, and a blood-splattered Black Mage are huddled over a piece of parchment soaked in sanguinity, trying to decipher the summoning spell on it.|
|Black Mage||Buh.. zook?|
|Red Mage||(Huddled over) What insanity scroll are you reading? That's a "KGQ" sound.|
|Thief||(Huddled over) You're forgetting the seven.|
|Black Mage||(Close-up, fist raised angrily) Shut up about this seven of yours! There's no seven!|
|Red Mage||Well, I've switched my stats every way I can think of at this thing, and it's done nothing at all.|
|Black Mage||(Behind his breath) There's a shocker.|
|Red Mage||We have to accept that there's no deciphering this scroll and we'll never figure our Ur's true name.|
|As the trio of Thief, Red Mage, and Black Mage are still lurched over the crimson-stained scroll, Fighter begins to peer over their shoulders.|
|Fighter||(Close up, wincing in pain) X'KZLPYG!|
|Fighter now stands alone, looking down. You can see the faces of Red Mage and Thief peek out from the left of the panel.|
|Fighter||(Sniffling) Don't you know you're supposed to say "Bless You" when someone sneezes?|
|Fighter is still looking down. Black Mage peeks out from the panel's right side.|
|Black Mage||So that was a sneeze and not one of your patented piercing insights?|
|Fighter||They are similar.|
But I was thinking all those cultists had girl names, so maybe Ur does too.
|Black Mage||Like Ur'suhla?|
|Really loud summoning and rumble noises|
shake up the panel.
|Black Mage||(Blurred by the panel shaking) Just because we deserve this doesn't mean I'm not pissed off about it.|
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