| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 752 | |
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| Bless you... | |
| It’s All Fun And Games Until Everything Dies | |
| Date Published | Tuesday October 5th, 2006 |
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Fighter always has patented piercing insights; they're usually called Sword-Chucks, yo.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Inside the Sea Shrine
Script[]
| Red Mage, Thief, and a blood-splattered Black Mage are huddled over a piece of parchment soaked in sanguinity, trying to decipher the summoning spell on it. | |
| Black Mage | Buh.. zook? |
| Red Mage | (Huddled over) What insanity scroll are you reading? That's a "KGQ" sound. |
| Thief | (Huddled over) You're forgetting the seven. |
| Black Mage | (Close-up, fist raised angrily) Shut up about this seven of yours! There's no seven! |
| Red Mage | Well, I've switched my stats every way I can think of at this thing, and it's done nothing at all. |
| Black Mage | (Behind his breath) There's a shocker. |
| Red Mage | We have to accept that there's no deciphering this scroll and we'll never figure our Ur's true name. |
| As the trio of Thief, Red Mage, and Black Mage are still lurched over the crimson-stained scroll, Fighter begins to peer over their shoulders. | |
| Fighter | (Close up, wincing in pain) X'KZLPYG! |
| Fighter now stands alone, looking down. You can see the faces of Red Mage and Thief peek out from the left of the panel. | |
| Fighter | (Sniffling) Don't you know you're supposed to say "Bless You" when someone sneezes? |
| Fighter is still looking down. Black Mage peeks out from the panel's right side. | |
| Black Mage | So that was a sneeze and not one of your patented piercing insights? |
| Fighter | They are similar. But I was thinking all those cultists had girl names, so maybe Ur does too. |
| Black Mage | Like Ur'suhla? |
| Fighter | Or Jnn'efur. |
| Really loud summoning and rumble noises shake up the panel. | |
| Black Mage | (Blurred by the panel shaking) Just because we deserve this doesn't mean I'm not pissed off about it. |