8-Bit Theater
Episode 754
Huh.
Huh.
He’s Gone To A Better Place
Date Published October 10th, 2006
Previous Comic Episode 753: The Day Of The Tentacle
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You have to wonder where Black Mage's hat went. Or not.

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The Light Warriors are standing in front of a mass of tentacles Fighter accidentally summoned.
Red Mage Okay, there's no reason to panic.
Thief There's not?
Red Mage (Up close, frantically gesturing with his hands) It is most likely that Ur here could, and indeed will kill us a thousand times in ways our mortal bodies won't quite process.
Red Mage (Stroking his chin) So it might be relatively painless.
Thief has completely disappeared at this point.
Fighter That's not comforting. Like, at all.
Red Mage (Looking down) No? That's probably because I haven't mentioned all the other things. By comparison, it's very nice.
By now, Black Mage's face has literally sunk to his feet.
Fighter Other things?
Red Mage Oh yes. As an elder being, there's a whole list of unspeakable horrors it'll perpetrate against us. The mere fact that we still have skin is fairly positive.
Black Mage (Zoom in to where his face would normally be) Okay. Seriously, Red Mage? Enough already.
Red Mage (Looks away) Well, I was about to divulge its one weakness, but okay.
Black Mage has returned to normal.
Black Mage Fine, fine go and divulge.
Red Mage (Looks back and smacks his fist in his palm) Thank you.
Akk the tentacles imply that Ur us your basic Krakenoid. Ergo...
The tentacles suddenly reach out from the background and snatch Red Mage before he is done talking.
Red Mage disappears and all that is left are the tentacles in the background and Fighter and Black Mage in the foreground.
Red Mage (Off screen, from inside the mass) I WAS WRONG, OH YE GODS, HOW I WAS WRONG! A THOUSAND AGONIES WOULD BE A REPRIEVE AT THIS POINT! WHY WON'T IT LET ME DIE?! HOW IS IT PUSHING MY SKELETON THROUGH MY MOUGHK
Black Mage (Simultaneously said with Fighter) Huh.
Fighter (Simultaneously said with Black Mage) Huh.
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