| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 754 | |
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| Huh. | |
| He’s Gone To A Better Place | |
| Date Published | October 10th, 2006 |
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You have to wonder where Black Mage's hat went. Or not.
Cast Appearing[]
- A mass of tentacles when Jnn'efur was summoned
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
Setting[]
- The Sea Shrine
Script[]
| The Light Warriors are standing in front of a mass of tentacles Fighter accidentally summoned. | |
| Red Mage | Okay, there's no reason to panic. |
| Thief | There's not? |
| Red Mage | (Up close, frantically gesturing with his hands) It is most likely that Ur here could, and indeed will kill us a thousand times in ways our mortal bodies won't quite process. |
| Red Mage | (Stroking his chin) So it might be relatively painless. |
| Thief has completely disappeared at this point. | |
| Fighter | That's not comforting. Like, at all. |
| Red Mage | (Looking down) No? That's probably because I haven't mentioned all the other things. By comparison, it's very nice. |
| By now, Black Mage's face has literally sunk to his feet. | |
| Fighter | Other things? |
| Red Mage | Oh yes. As an elder being, there's a whole list of unspeakable horrors it'll perpetrate against us. The mere fact that we still have skin is fairly positive. |
| Black Mage | (Zoom in to where his face would normally be) Okay. Seriously, Red Mage? Enough already. |
| Red Mage | (Looks away) Well, I was about to divulge its one weakness, but okay. |
| Black Mage has returned to normal. | |
| Black Mage | Fine, fine go and divulge. |
| Red Mage | (Looks back and smacks his fist in his palm) Thank you. Akk the tentacles imply that Ur us your basic Krakenoid. Ergo... |
| The tentacles suddenly reach out from the background and snatch Red Mage before he is done talking. | |
| Red Mage disappears and all that is left are the tentacles in the background and Fighter and Black Mage in the foreground. | |
| Red Mage | (Off screen, from inside the mass) I WAS WRONG, OH YE GODS, HOW I WAS WRONG! A THOUSAND AGONIES WOULD BE A REPRIEVE AT THIS POINT! WHY WON'T IT LET ME DIE?! HOW IS IT PUSHING MY SKELETON THROUGH MY MOUGHK |
| Black Mage | (Simultaneously said with Fighter) Huh. |
| Fighter | (Simultaneously said with Black Mage) Huh. |