| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 767 | |
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| You should have watched where you were walking. | |
| Emergence | |
| Date Published | Thursday November 9th, 2006 |
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Red Mage lost his pencil, and therefore needs no skeleton.
Cast Appearing[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Jnn'efur
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
- Fighter McWarrior
- Kary
- Lich von Vampire
Setting[]
Script[]
| Jnn'efur | Watch what happens when you dissolve all the electrons from a body of solid matter. |
| A blade appears in Jnn'efur's head with a SHUNK! | |
| The blade moves with a SHRRRRIP! | |
| Red Mage | Oh, man, did it ever stink in there. |
| Fighter | Red Mage, you're alive! |
| Red Mage | Obviously. |
| Black Mage | But we heard you die. It...It was wonderful. |
| Red Mage | Oh, that. I lost my pencil in the monster goo, so I never got to write down what the damage was. |
| Black Mage | It removed your entire skeleton, RM. |
| Red Mage | Bah. Skeletons are wholly vestigial, everyone knows that. |
| Fighter | That's how science works! |
| Scene shifts to Jnn'efur, who is no longer in the Sea Shrine, but in a reddish-tinged cave of some sort. | |
| Jnn'efur | What the hell is this? |
| Kary | You answered your own question, pal. |