8-Bit Theater
Episode 790
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It's Where the Powder Comes From
Date Published January 2nd, 2007
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Drizz'l Garland, why are you helping Bikke to mutiny against you?
Garland There are two reasons.
Garland One, I wanted to try out a new recipe. See, it called for lettuce.
Garland But I'm a firm proponent of baby spinach leaves.
Garland is standing in front of a crop of baby spinach
Garland I feel they can deliver a richness of flavor far in excess of mere lettuce without sacrificing the tactile experience it brings.
Drizz'l Garland!
Garland Hmm?
Drizz'l The mutiny?
Garland Oh, that.
Garland The other reason is that nothing will come of it.
Garland Bikke is, to put it politely, not smart. He couldn't mutiny water out of a glass.
Garland Vilbert is a goth kid.
Garland He's too busy trying to look like he stumbled into that aesthetic by raw force of cooler-than-thou to do anything.
Garland And you have been a broken dark elf ever since Fighter took your swords.
Garland So in a highly-calculated balance of power and treachery kind of way, I have nothing to fear.
Drizz'l But what if you're wrong?
Garland directs Drizz'l's attention to the taco.
Garland All of the tacos contain amnesia peppers. In an hour, this meeting will have never actually happened.