| Drizz'l |
Garland, why are you helping Bikke to mutiny against you?
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| Garland |
There are two reasons.
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| Garland |
One, I wanted to try out a new recipe. See, it called for lettuce.
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| Garland |
But I'm a firm proponent of baby spinach leaves.
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| Garland is standing in front of a crop of baby spinach
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| Garland |
I feel they can deliver a richness of flavor far in excess of mere lettuce without sacrificing the tactile experience it brings.
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| Drizz'l |
Garland!
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| Garland |
Hmm?
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| Drizz'l |
The mutiny?
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| Garland |
Oh, that.
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| Garland |
The other reason is that nothing will come of it.
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| Garland |
Bikke is, to put it politely, not smart. He couldn't mutiny water out of a glass.
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| Garland |
Vilbert is a goth kid.
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| Garland |
He's too busy trying to look like he stumbled into that aesthetic by raw force of cooler-than-thou to do anything.
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| Garland |
And you have been a broken dark elf ever since Fighter took your swords.
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| Garland |
So in a highly-calculated balance of power and treachery kind of way, I have nothing to fear.
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| Drizz'l |
But what if you're wrong?
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| Garland directs Drizz'l's attention to the taco.
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| Garland |
All of the tacos contain amnesia peppers. In an hour, this meeting will have never actually happened.
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