|It's Where the Powder Comes From|
|Date Published||January 2nd, 2007|
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|Drizz'l||Garland, why are you helping Bikke to mutiny against you?|
|Garland||There are two reasons.|
One, I wanted to try out a new recipe. See, it called for lettuce.
But I'm a firm proponent of baby spinach leaves.
|Garland is standing in front of a crop of baby spinach|
|Garland||I feel they can deliver a richness of flavor far in excess of mere lettuce without sacrificing the tactile experience it brings.|
The other reason is that nothing will come of it.
Bikke is, to put it politely, not smart. He couldn't mutiny water out of a glass.
Vilbert is a goth kid.
He's too busy trying to look like he stumbled into that aesthetic by raw force of cooler-than-thou to do anything.
And you have been a broken dark elf ever since Fighter took your swords.
So in a highly-calculated balance of power and treachery kind of way, I have nothing to fear.
|Drizz'l||But what if you're wrong?|
|Garland directs Drizz'l's attention to the taco.|
|Garland||All of the tacos contain amnesia peppers. In an hour, this meeting will have never actually happened.|
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