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"I'll build a bridge!" |
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Script
| Drizz'l | Garland, why are you helping Bikke to mutiny against you? |
| Garland | There are two reasons. One, I wanted to try out a new recipe. See, it called for lettuce. But I'm a firm proponent of baby spinach leaves. (Standing in front of a crop of baby spinach) I feel they can deliver a richness of flavor far in excess of mere lettuce without sacrificing the tactile experience it brings. |
| Drizz'l | Garland! |
| Garland | Hmm? |
| Drizz'l | The mutiny? |
| Garland | Oh, that. The other reason is that nothing will come of it. Bikke is, to put it politely, not smart. He couldn't mutiny water out of a glass. Vilbert is a goth kid. He's too busy trying to look like he stumbled into that aesthetic by raw force of cooler-than-thou to do anything. And you have been a broken dark elf ever since Fighter took your swords. So in a highly-calculated balance of power and treachery kind of way, I have nothing to fear. |
| Drizz'l | But what if you're wrong? |
| Garland | (Directs Drizz'l's attention to the taco.) All of the tacos contain amnesia peppers. In an hour, this meeting will have never actually happened. |
