8-Bit Theater
Episode 816
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Cornerian Hold 'em
Date Published March 6th, 2007
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GarySire, I brought the latest--
King SteveOh, I'm not your king.
GaryOkay. Who are we today then, sir?
King SteveNot the king, but still Steve. Stranger.
GaryJust because you think you're not king today doesn't mean you don't know me anymore.
King SteveThat's a good point, Gary.
GaryI endeavor to please.
King SteveYou will serve your king well.
GaryAnd I assume that's still not you, is it?
King SteveOh, heavens no.
I lost my kingship to Rodney in last night's poker game.
GaryYou bet the entire kingdom and lost?
King SteveOh, my yes. Quite badly.
GaryTo your own right hand man, Rodney, whom I have never actually met despite being your left hand man.
King SteveThe left hand can never know what the right hand is doing. That's the foundation of my kingly philosophy, you know. Also, Rodney is imaginary, so...
GaryYou lost the kingdom in a card game against yourself?
King SteveAs it turns out, I'm a very good card player. But also a very, very bad one.
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