8-Bit Theater
Episode 818
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Harmful if Swallowed
Date Published March 10, 2007
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Red MageI can't believe they had the gall to call that food.
FighterI can't believe we ate it.
Black MageThe biscuits were made out of lead. Solid goddamned lead.
Red MageFried lead.
FighterI think I can see through time.
Red MageWe all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time.
Black MageThe yawning chasm at the end of all things isn't quite as oppressive as what's churning in my gut.
Red MageYou mean the turkey sandwich?
Black MageYeah, I think there was something in it. Something larval.
Red MageSurely we can best this dinner.
FighterWe've defeated all sorts of things. Like witches and dragons.
Black MageAnd a witch on a dragon.
Red MageYeah, that's a memory we needed right now.
Meanwhile, back at Corneria Castle...
SaraAnd that's when you suggested another poker game.
A length of string is shown.
SaraAnd that's why a length of string is now our ruler.
GaryEr, yes.
SaraAnd it was eligible in the first place because...?
GaryWell, we needed a fourth.
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