Episode 818: Harmful If Swallowed

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Episode #818
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Harmful if Swallowed
Date Published	March 10, 2007
Previous Comic	Episode 817: Pravokan Pazaak
Next Comic	Episode 819: Econ 101
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Cast Appearing

• Fighter McWarrior
• Black Mage Evilwizardington
• Thief
• Red Mage Statscowski
• Princess Sara
• Left-Man Gary

Setting

• Seedy Tavern
• Corneria

Script

Red Mage	I can't believe they had the gall to call that food.
Fighter	I can't believe we ate it.
Black Mage	The biscuits were made out of lead. Solid goddamned lead.
Red Mage	Fried lead.
Fighter	I think I can see through time.
Red Mage	We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time.
Black Mage	The yawning chasm at the end of all things isn't quite as oppressive as what's churning in my gut.
Red Mage	You mean the turkey sandwich?
Black Mage	Yeah, I think there was something in it. Something larval.
Red Mage	Surely we can best this dinner.
Fighter	We've defeated all sorts of things. Like witches and dragons.
Black Mage	And a witch on a dragon.
Red Mage	Yeah, that's a memory we needed right now.
Meanwhile, back at Corneria Castle...
Sara	And that's when you suggested another poker game.
Gary	Yes.
A length of string is shown.
Sara	And that's why a length of string is now our ruler.
Gary	Er, yes.
Sara	And it was eligible in the first place because...?
Gary	Well, we needed a fourth.