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Episode 900
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Date Published 2007/09/29
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Dragoon has theories on the bestowing of god-king status.

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Tower of Air


ThiefFighter, when you talk to a guy who hates dragons, you shouldn't tell him how cool you think dragons are.
DragoonShouldn't you invent a reason for me to jump away so you think I can't hear what you're saying?
Red MageI like it better when the people we meet are dumber than we are.
ThiefYeah, that's...I prefer that.
DragoonBesides, I don't hate dragons.
I just believe they're a blight upon the Earth.
ThiefAnd Fighter was kidding anyway.
FighterIt was Bahamut, the God-King of Dragons.
ThiefGood, good. Everything is falling apart so completely. That's good.
Never heard of him.
God-King, though? That's a sweet gig.
Do you interview for that...?
Could be appointed by committee.
Y'know, you're probably...
I bet you have to be born into it.
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