|We Hurt The Ones We Loathe|
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A "bad trip" in more ways than one
|Black Mage||Well, this is just great.|
|Darko||What, you again? What do you do, look for ways to get yourself killed?|
|Black Mage||Hey. What I do in my spare time to get back into Hell is none of your business.|
|Darko||That would be ill-advised. We've invested too much into your progress to allow a detour of that magnitude.|
I mean, transfer of ownership over the Nine Realms of Ultimate Damnation. You can't begin to imagine the paperwork that involves.
So stick to your mysterious evil destiny.
|Black Mage||Okay. Speaking of which, what is it?|
|Darko||Not very mysterious if I told you, duh.|
|Black Mage||I don't know what else I could have expected you to say.|
|Black Mage is suddenly put through agonizing pain.|
|Black Mage||Wow, okay.|
Did the entire universe turn into pure focused agony for you, or was it just me?
|Darko||No, that was you.|
|Black Mage's agony returns.|
|Black Mage||What would do that?|
|Cut to the world of the living, where Red Mage is standing atop Black Mage's corpse.|
|Red Mage||Just a few more jumps. Make it a nice round five.|