Episode 902: We Hurt The Ones We Loathe

A "bad trip" in more ways than one

Cast Appearing[]

Black Mage	Well, this is just great.
Darko	What, you again? What do you do, look for ways to get yourself killed?
Black Mage	Hey. What I do in my spare time to get back into Hell is none of your business.
Darko	That would be ill-advised. We've invested too much into your progress to allow a detour of that magnitude. I mean, transfer of ownership over the Nine Realms of Ultimate Damnation. You can't begin to imagine the paperwork that involves. So stick to your mysterious evil destiny.
Black Mage	Okay. Speaking of which, what is it?
Darko	Not very mysterious if I told you, duh.
Black Mage	I don't know what else I could have expected you to say.
Black Mage is suddenly put through agonizing pain.
Black Mage	Wow, okay. Did the entire universe turn into pure focused agony for you, or was it just me?
Darko	No, that was you.
Black Mage's agony returns.
Black Mage	What would do that?
Cut to the world of the living, where Red Mage is standing atop Black Mage's corpse.
Red Mage	Just a few more jumps. Make it a nice round five. Maybe ten.