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Episode 903 | ||
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Awakenings | ||
Date Published | 2007/10/06 | |
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Black Mage is a thinker.
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Black Mage | Get offa me! |
Red Mage | Hey! How'd you live? |
Black Mage | Spite! Now, if Jumpin' Jack Ass and Red Moron are done, we do have a quest to finish up here. |
Thief | Since when do you care about quests? |
Black Mage | Since it's a convenient excuse to butcher Sir Hopsalot for revenge. |
Dragoon | You mean Red Mage or me? |
Black Mage | Yes. |
Dragoon | As I told your comrades, I do not have the Orb of Air. |
Black Mage | Y'know, that's the kind of detail I'm prepared to work out after you die. |
Dragoon | I used to have it. But then it got kinda lost. Or slightly stolen. I was never exactly clear on that. |
Thief | I knew this was the tower! |
Black Mage | Great, let's gut the jerk! |
Dragoon | But I don't have the orb. |
Black Mage | Don't care. Gonna gut ya. |