8-Bit Theater | ||
Episode 904 | ||
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The Doors Had No Bass | ||
Date Published | 2007/10/09 | |
Previous Comic | Episode 903: Awakenings | |
Next Comic | Episode 905: In Rod We Trust | |
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Don't let geniuseses get you down.
Cast Appearing[]
- Dragoon
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Generic Half-Elven Dual-Class Ranger
- Berserker Axinhed
- Rogue
- Cleric
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
Setting[]
Script[]
Thief | You actually had the orb of air, only now it's gone and you don't know why? |
Red Mage | You can call me crazy, but something like one of the four pillars upon which the world depends for survival is something I'd, y'know, keep tabs on. |
Fighter | It's not a pillar. It's an orb. That's like a ball. |
Red Mage | Thanks, Fighter. Just Thanks. |
Dragoon | I don't know what to tell you. One minute there were these door-to-door door salesmen, and then-- |
Black Mage | Wait. What? |
Flash back to the "salesmen's visit." | |
Dragoon | I'm afraid I already have all the doors I require. |
Rogue | Maybe y'do, maybe y'don't. Maybe we could check. Starting with any doors you might have that lead to an orb room. |
Dragoon | Hm, you're the experts. |
Back to present day | |
Thief | And then the orb went missing? |
Dragoon | Thereabouts. |
Thief | The old Door-to-Door Door Salesman Scam. They're good. Thief good. It's the scam I'd use or advise others to use. We may be dealing with a band of genius...geniuseses...smart guys. |