8-Bit Theater
Episode 905
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In Rod We Trust
Date Published 2007/10/11
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When one stops to think on it, black magic is represented as far more useful than it would likely be.

Cast Appearing[]


Tower of Air


Thief If only we knew who took the Orb of Air.
Fighter Ah-ha! This sounds like a job for Encyclopedia Fighter!
Black Mage Didn't I just stab you?
Fighter Yeah. I was pretending.
Black Mage Well, pretend this!
Thunder is heard rolling outside.
Fighter Wanna help look for clues?
Black Mage Did getting skewered through the chest somehow (and nonsensically) remove all my powers?
Thunder rolls twice more.
Dragoon The trouble with your lightning spells may be that we are indoors.
Black Mage That's much too logical to matter.
Dragoon Okay, but this tower has lightning rods.
Y'know, 'cause it's tall.
Black Mage Fine. Everyone shut up, or so help me, I will reduce this tower to cinders with my big fire spells!
Dragoon Yeah, it's a stone tower.
It's not going to burn.