8-Bit Theater
Episode 910
Dressed up as Nero12
Dressed up as Nero12
The Animal Kingdom
Date Published 2007/10/23
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Watch out, there are hidden unicorns everywhere. They're evil~!

Cast Appearing[]


Tower of Air


Dragoon walks away to get Muffin.
Dragoon We can ask Muffin if she saw any dragons.
Black Mage Oh, I don't like where this is going.
Fighter Wait, wait, wait. I've got it.
Fighter It's a unicorn dressed up as a lizardman dressed up as a dragon.
Thief That's the least likely thing you've ever said.
Fighter Think about it. We've never seen unicorns. Why? They've got something to hide.
Fighter Therefore:
Unicorns are evil.
Black Mage I'm going to cut out your tongue from the navel if you say another--
Black Mage gets interrupted by Dragoon's return.
Dragoon Let's settle this.
Dragoon Muffin, have you seen any dragons lately?
Muffin comes in and Thief ninjas himself at the back of the group while Black Mage goes in a shocked state again.
Muffin Not a one.
Muffin has left again and Thief ninja'ed himself back to his last position.
Dragoon Thanks.
Thief Dragoon, that was a dragon.
Dragoon What, Muffin? She's my parrot.
Thief You've never seen a dragon, have you.
Dragoon Not as such, no.