Episode 910: The Animal Kingdom

Watch out, there are hidden unicorns everywhere. They're evil~!

Cast Appearing

Dragoon walks away to get Muffin.
Dragoon	We can ask Muffin if she saw any dragons.
Black Mage	Oh, I don't like where this is going.
Fighter	Wait, wait, wait. I've got it.
Fighter	It's a unicorn dressed up as a lizardman dressed up as a dragon.
Thief	That's the least likely thing you've ever said.
Fighter	Think about it. We've never seen unicorns. Why? They've got something to hide.
Fighter	Therefore: Unicorns are evil.
Black Mage	I'm going to cut out your tongue from the navel if you say another--
Black Mage gets interrupted by Dragoon's return.
Dragoon	Let's settle this.
Dragoon	Muffin, have you seen any dragons lately?
Muffin comes in and Thief ninja's himself at the back of the group while Black Mage goes in a shocked state again.
Muffin	Not a one.
Muffin has left again and Thief ninja'ed himself back to his last position.
Dragoon	Thanks.
Thief	Dragoon, that was a dragon.
Dragoon	What, Muffin? She's my parrot.
Thief	You've never seen a dragon, have you.
Dragoon	Not as such, no.